4/16/2008

Poor Kitty

On Monday, a COUGAR!!!!!! was shot in Roscoe Village. This is about half a mile from where I sit right now, and half a block(!)from the Jimmy Johns I used to work at. It would've be nice if they could've tranq'd it instead, but hey, this is Chicago, and Roscoe Village has a notoriously large quantity of strollers being pushed through it everyday. In other news, a few blocks away (on the same day) a bank was robbed, which is even funnier since it is pretty much kitty corner (no pun intended) from the local police station and courthouse.

That guy got away, but the cute little 122lb kitty-cat was gunned down in an alley.

-K

4/15/2008

What a Dick

John McCain is a Dick.

So is Barack Obama.

-K