The Awesomeness of Today

Well, its only noon here, and its already been a wonderful day!
70 degrees
Bright sunshine
Good coffee
and, I get the rest of the day off!

Why? Well, I have apparently been "downsized."

Ok, not downsized like that.

Closer to this, but still (despite what you may think) thats not apropos.

Back when they said they were going to crack down on people taking too long of lunches, I thought it was good since I always did what I needed to do in my hour, while others were going out and getting tans, THEN getting food and taking longer than their hour. I usually had to wait for them to come back before I could go, so I spent many days getting needlessly hungrier.

But they made it a sweeping policy that included lateness as well, my particular vice, which carried heavier penalties than calling in sick all the time.

I didn't call in sick much. 2 days following being mugged and having an eye swollen shut, and 1 day because I was going to be late, and figured I might as well call in sick instead of get fired.

As with most of my life, I was always bad on timing, but great on attendance. And since the lateness isn't from drunkenness, stress, or anything other than my internal clock is fucked up, I made sure that I worked hard and honestly.

No matter, they figured the job done by me and the other guy could be done by one person, and since I was the newest one and I came in late alot, the choice was obvious.

Or maybe it was because I was the only regular employee who didn't date boys....I don't know.

So now to move forward in the job market. Or, as Yogurt put it:

"Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money."

Pizza Puffs

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............

Open Thread

Yap away, little yappers.

Say what you want, link to a good site, make an ass out of yourself, I dont care.

Second First Post

This is my first post-first-post post. I really need to get a handle on the lingo out here in the blogosphere.

So, let me start you off easy. Some the stuff I am looking forward to:

There's a movie coming out that looks extra good called "Sin City"

Check it out here. The music sounds good too.

There's a DVD release of another extra good movie here. (Warning: South Park-level content)

I'll be adding links to my favorite general sites on the sidebar as time goes on, but these should get ya started in the right direction.

Good! Great! Grand! Wonderful!

This is my first post on what will hopefully become a daily read for some people.
I've been reading blogs for almost two years, and, oddly enough, my mom beat me to creating one.

Basically what I'm looking for in this is a place to stick my opinion in your face, and maybe rearrange said face in the process. I encourage comments of all other opinions, but I reserve the right to call you an asshole for no reason other than I think its funny.

I will tell you what to watch, what to eat, what to drink, and what to read.

And, if you don't like it, as a wise man named "Dick" Cheney said: "Fuck Yourself."


update: removed one link that was requested by the link-ee.